About ChetzronDobOt
Lindsay Sloane:
Lindsay Sloane Naked
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Information:
Name: Lindsay Sloane
Born: 1977-08-08
Height: 1.63
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Filmography:
Nancy Drew (2007), The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2006), A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2009), Strange Frequency 2 (2001), Batman Beyond (1999)
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Michael Jordan:
Michael Jordan
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Information:
Name: Michael Jordan
Born: 1963-02-17
Height: 1.96
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Filmography:
Forbes Celebrity 100: Who Made Bank? (2006), A Season on the Brink (2002), Who Made You? (2008), Michael Jordan to the Max (2000), ESPY Awards (2000)
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The Fire brigade phones George Graham in
the
early hours of Sunday morning.
"Mr Graham sir, White Hart
Lane is on fire!"
"The cups man! Save the cups!" cries
George.
"Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."
MontgomeryWhytlokhK
Teacher: What happened to your
homework?
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
CoreyBalforOf
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of
school
this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the
other half this afternoon!
ConKynlasXu
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cassette
!
Cassette who ?
Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry !
AodhfionnCiananmO
Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I
use
soap and water, personally.
BrianoArnetTK
Why do University of
Arkansas graduates
tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?
So they can park
in handicapped spaces.
GriffethShaneVO
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling
?
She's got that down in the mouth look !
AudleyComyngg
A
woman of 35 thinks of having children. What
does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.
MaccusMichealVv
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blur
!
Blur who ?
Blur, it's cold and wet out here !
AllAescwineGY
FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves
you?
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and
kisses.
LAngleyBrokLY